Weekend Roundup: Week 7

Friday:

Angry me at UPS

After work, I come straight home to get to work on Mother's Day cards for my Momma and Scotty's Momma and Granny. I was choosing the paper and accent pieces when Scotty arrived home. We had a race event to attend Saturday, so Scotty started packing up some stuff and I went upstairs to check with my landlord to see if Scotty's Momma's gift had arrived as planned. It hadn't. I checked the tracking info, it said "Out For Delivery", but it was already 7pm. Scotty called UPS and was on the phone for nearly an hour trying to sort out why we had not received our package when we paid for Second Day Air. Both of us were livid. Apparently the package was not really out for delivery it was on a trailer on the other side of the city. After pitching a royal fit, and speaking with about 10 different people, they finally assured us it would be delivered on Saturday at no additional cost. I let my landlord know, and we headed off to Granny's for the evening to do laundry.

Saturday:
4:45am - Scotty's alarm goes off.
5:00am - I get up and start getting ready to go.
5:50am - The truck is packed up and we head out to Road Atlanta for Formula Drift Atlanta races.
6:30am - We stop for gas and breakfast. I am so not a morning person. I was cranky as hell and hungry, so I was snippy and mean. Scotty got really aggravated with me and we weren't really speaking until we got parked and started unpacking.
7:30am - Truck is unpacked and the guys are setting up our space. L and I are chatting over breakfast and I paint my toes.
8:00am ish - I snuggle up to Scotty and apologize for being bitchy and promise to try to have a good time.

Once everyone arrived the Formula One races started. That part was boring. Really boring. But I kept busy, making sure everyone had drinks and food. Chatting with our neighbors and such as well made our morning go by pretty quickly until the drift races, which is what we came to see, started at 2:00pm.

1:00pm - Scotty starts drinking.
1:30pm - Scotty is on his 3rd beer.
2:30pm - Scotty is officially drunk and slapping people in the face with a raw hot dog giggling the entire time.
3:00pm - Scotty and his buddies were "mouth raping" each other with raw hot dogs.
The drift races were really cool. I enjoyed them more than I thought I would. The rules are pretty easy to understand, but I really couldn't tell the difference between the cars, much less know who they drivers were.

5:20pm - I texted my landlord to see if the packages were delivered. He said they weren't. And again with the angry rants about UPS. Scotty decided he was going to rip the UPS guy a new one Monday (today).

Angry cat turned into livid Tigress.

8:00pm - Scotty is sobering up. He gets irritable when he sobers up after drinking all day.
10:00pm - The races are over and they do a final show bit with the cars.
10:15pm - We start packing up.
11:00pm - We finally get out of the track and on the road.

When we finally made it back to Granny's, we both changed clothes and passed out.

Sunday:
Both Scotty and I sleep in, I more than he. He gets up to get coffee and brings me breakfast in bed. I like to think that he was honoring me (the mother of his unborn children lol) on Mother's Day. Just a little. But probably not. Then he went back upstairs to spend some time with his Momma. Around 1:30pm I started to not feel well. So I tried to take a nap, and Scotty attended to me patiently. We were supposed to be at my Momma's around 2:00pm, but I could barely sit up. My head was pounding and I felt nauseous. Finally I began to feel better and we made it to Momma's around 3:00pm. I gave her the certificate for the Snow Leopard Family I adopted in her name and informed her the gift packet would be there before Tuesday. Then we ate a late lunch and sat around watching TV for a while. We came back to Granny's to finish laundry and I started on a side project.

We finally made it home. Both of us were so glad to be there. We ate a little super, showered, and collapsed into bed. I was never so happy to just snuggle up with him and just fall asleep.

Fifty Shades of Grey

If you haven't read this book, seriously, read it.

I have been so turned on by a book in my life. If you like erotica, you will love this.

Incidentally, it has taken a positive effect on my sex life, and Scotty is not complaining. All day yesterday I was so turned on, that I just had to take little breaks from time to time to read the book. I'm not even done with it yet and I am about to buy the next two in the series. I texted Scotty in the afternoon telling him that I was wet and that he better come straight home after work. He did :)

TMI Tuesday: M is for Mastubation

1. How often do you masturbate?

I used to masturbate a lot more than I do now. But I would say about once a week at this point. 

I was good for twice a day before Nicole. Now it's switched to twice a day w/ her. But I would say at least 2 or 3 times a week

2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation month?

I didn't realize it was Masturbation Month. I am more worried about figuring out what to do for Mother's Day.

Having sex?

3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

A. I like to see Scotty cum. I don't always get to when we have sex, and it's a huge turn on to see him reach climax.

A. Why would you not want to watch your partner play with themselves?

4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

B. I am getting more and more comfortable with this. I still prefer to do it on my own, but will participate in mutual masturbation from time to time.

B all the way. Masturbation is when I feel it's all about me.

5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?

Yay! it is a huge turn on and can lead to some really amazing sex.

YAY! I love it

6. If you had an all-expense-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or Why not?

http://masturbate2012.tumblr.com/The Center for Sex & CultureSunday, May 27, 10am-midnightArrive by 9pm$40 minimum self-sponsorship; or bring sponsorship form with pledgesAll genders, all orientations welcome to explore self-pleasure in a supportive group environment. Check the next newsletter for more detail about this year’s Thon, and join us to Come for a Cause!All donations and pledges support CSC’s operations and programs.

Probably not. I am barely comfortable letting Scotty see my lady bits, much less a room full of people I don't know.

YEP! I think it would be a little weird at first but who knows, I might be in to it.

Bonus: Are you addicted to masturbating?

Nope. I don't "need" to do it, I just like to from time to time.

yes, It's one of the few constants in my life. ;p

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